For all the teachers, former teachers, future teachers & parents….
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
A laugh for the day to get away from politics! Enjoy! STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM I would have given him 100% for his wit!!! Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? * It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have? * Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Spread the laughter, share the cheer Let’s be happy, while we’re here !!
You never realize what you have until its gone. For example, toilet paper.
> A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: "If you are > sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. > If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. > If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you! > The husband, typically non-romantic, replied, " > > I am in the outhouse. Please advise."
The Cover Up
- Thinking the Same
Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl – and one night, an owl finally called back to him.For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a log of the “conversation.”Just as he thought he was on the verge of a breakthrough in inter species communication, his wife had a chat with her next door neighbor.“My husband spends his nights … calling out to owls,” she said.“That’s odd,” the neighbor replied. “So does my husband.”