Play On Words….

—I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It’s
syncing now.
— I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
— When chemists die, they barium.
—Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
— A soldier who survived mustard gas and
pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
— I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid.
He says he can stop any time.
— How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
— I stayed up all night to see where the sun
went. Then it dawned on me.
— This girl said she recognized me from the
vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
— I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I
can’t put it down.
— I did a theatrical performance about puns.
It was a play on words.
— They told me I had type A blood, but it was
a type-O.
— A dyslexic man walks into a bra .
—Why were the Indians here first? They had
reservations.
— Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory– I hope
there’s no pop quiz.
— The Energizer bunny arrested and charged
with battery.
— I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew
on me.
— Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher
who lost her job because she couldn’t control
her pupils?
— I dropped out of communism class because
of lousy Marx.
— Velcro – what a rip off!
— Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are
sketchy.
— Earthquake in Washington obviously
government’s fault.
—Police say robbers smashed into cement
truck. They are looking for hardened
criminals.
—All the toilets in New York ‘s police stations
have been stolen. Police have nothing to go
on.

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